Almost all so called “CSS galleries” would be better labeled “digital art galleries”.

There are exceptions, but for the most part these sites seem to be nothing more than a collection of slow loading, non-accessible, barely usable sites made by fantastic digital artists who unfortunately have no idea how to build a web site.

Don’t get me wrong, I mean no disrespect, and there are some instances where it’s more than appropriate to adorn every margin, button and headline with fancy ornaments and sparkly rollover effects.

Generally speaking though, these trinkets are not only superfluous, but end up being distractions that devalue the content on your site, further complicates it’s learning curve, and conceals whatever it is that your visitors came for in the first place.

Most importantly, if you’re using your site to sell something, directly or otherwise, chances are that these trinkets are costing you money.

The majority of these “CSS galleries” are encouraging ‘look at me, look at how good I am’ web designs whose only suitable application is portfolio sites. Unfortunately for the weekend web designer, and all those poor people that end up using their sites, this type of design is a hammer and every new website becomes a nail.

I’m holding all “CSS galleries” directly responsible.

Quit calling yourselves “CSS galleries” and start accepting desktop wallpaper submissions, or offer a little bit of variety. There are thousands of well built, accessible, valid, good looking, incredibly usable and functional web sites out there that just never get listed because they lack a few pretty pictures.

Oh, and don’t take this post as me being bitter about not being listed on any “CSS galleries”. It happens, although not as often as it would if I had a big fat photographic backdrop distracting my visitors from the carefully crafted entries that I’ll arrogantly assume people came to read.

Yesterday, I deleted all of my bookmarks.

Alright, I did leave the ones on my toolbar, the ones I click every morning, noon and night. But other than that, they’re all gone!

There were some real gems in my bookmarks. I don’t bookmark lightly you see, so when I do, it’s because the site really has something unique to offer. The problem was that I’ve been bookmarking for so long, and they were all such quality that I had a hard time finding things anyway!

Because of this, I’d even bookmarked some sites multiple times…

I’ve had this bookmark overload problem in the past, so I’ve tried other things. A myriad of social bookmarking sites, carefully categorized link lists, named files containing related links that get deleted when they’ve served their purpose. I’ve even had a link submitter on my site that I used for some time.

These were all ineffective solutions. A far cry from the elegant, mess free system I was looking for. Was looking for? That’s right, I’ve found a solution.

Earlier this morning I needed something from one of the sites I’d previously bookmarked. I actually thought twice about removing this particular bookmark because I knew I’d need this site again, I just didn’t know when, and I certainly didn’t expect it to be so soon.

I thought for a little while about how I could get back there. It wasn’t in my history, I couldn’t remember the name of the site, but what I did know was why I needed it.

I did a quick Google search. I found the site I wanted. First search, first result. Thank you Google.

Yes, I’m concerned about Google’s world domination. No, not all links will be so quick to find. But thanks to their slowly improving ranking algorithms I’ll probably find more relevant, recent and useful results doing a Google search than I would have done by simply visiting the sites in my bookmarks.

On top of this benefit, I feel so clean now. Never again will thousands of poorly categorized bookmarks come tumbling down from the Safari bookmarks menu every time I need a site I probably wouldn’t have found anyway.

He was so cheerful and polite that I forgot all about how irate I was and for the the first time, considered his reasons for not returning our numerous phone calls.

Truth is, I was about ready to throw our stove out and get a new one, deducting the cost from next fortnights rent.

So typical of my generation.

He was here now though. Utility belt on, tool in hand. No this is not the story line to some cheesy porno, he was here to fix our stove.

Less than half an hour later and he had replaced some ancient fuse and removed the ovens element. Apparently, they still make them and he’s ordering another one in.

Moments before his arrival I was hoping for a new stove, assuming naively that fixing this dinosaur would be far too much work. But he’s gone now and I feel proud to have been a part of a previous generations way of being.

Don’t get me wrong, it’s not being materialistic, but I really stopped to appreciate our stove this afternoon.

I don’t think I’ll be darning my socks any time soon, but I’ll certainly think twice before I rush off to replace the next appliance that doesn’t work as I think it should.